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Aranyelet/Golden Life (2015 - 2018 ) Season A corrupt businessman and family man attempts to navigate his way through increasing domestic, legal, and financial problems. My thoughts: The Hungarian thriller does a terrific job of exploring themes similar to those touched on by shows like Breaking Bad as an average family is drawn into a…

We were at the farmer's market on Saturday morning where I spotted a rare sight: grass-fed beef ribs!  I snatched up the last rack (much to the disappointment of the woman shopping after me) and headed home, formulating my culinary game plan.  That night, I salted the meat, let it sit for an hour, then…

Out and about for mom's birthday... Bubbie's back for a visit... Fight! A confident climber... Attention-seeker... Sharky doing some banking...

To be honest, the only thing more frustrating than spinning your wheels trying to get a show off the ground is seeing the utter garbage that DOES get green lit.  I have a good half dozen shows in various stages making the rounds, but three times as many sitting on virtual shelves, gathering digital dust.…

Ololade (2023) The story of two friends: Shina, an unhappy high school teacher, and Lateef, a loud and dishonest car mechanic. My thoughts: Amateurish and clunky.  Student film quality production. 1/5 Elite (2018 - 2024) Season 2 In the wake of a classmate's death, a student vanishes, allegiances shift, new friends join the drama, and…

First, thanks to everyone who sent me birthday well-wishes. Second, my birthday is October 16th, roughly six months away. Third, today is Akemi's birthday! We celebrated by taking a family trip to Le Beau Croissanterie where we had a brunch of A butter croissant, a pistachio croissant, an apple chausson, and a kougn-amman along with…

Any amaro fans out there?  I have arrived late to the game but am enjoying educating myself on the varied products available.  For those of you who don't know, amaro is an Italian herbal liqueur possessed of a bittersweet flavor and is usually sipped as an after-meal digestif.  The full list of ingredients vary but…

Good times.  Good times.

Thrilled to find mom... Eclipse-ready... Mom asks Sharky to do something funny... Slurping... Baked potato...

A Shop for Killers (2024) An action drama in which a niece who lost her parents and grew up in the hands of an uncle who runs a shopping mall, faces a new truth after her uncle's sudden death. My thoughts: A quirky Korean shoot-em-up that hits all the right notes. 4/5 Broen/The Bridge (2011…

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Someone is parked in my parking spot!  I received the news this morning, went down to check and, sure enough, there it was, sitting there in all of its shiny white Audi glory.  I was annoyed.  To be fair, I sold my car some five years ago and either walk everywhere or occasionally use public…